What's in my PURSE?

I am so sure that Louie Vuitton did not intend for people to carry around a small convenience store in their purses. I was at Victoria's Secret, buying some lotion, not lingerie, hopefully y'all know better than that, because Lord knows those days are O-V-E-R. But anyway, I was listening to the sales girl try her hardest to pitch this girl on a VS Angels Card. Her sales pitch was, "It only takes 45 seconds to get approved!"..... 45 seconds? I can't get to the bottom of my purse in 45 seconds! Maybe this is why I can't....I seriously carry way too much. But I am prepared. I would be a great person to be stuck in an elevator with.

1. My Louis Vuitton Speedy is my everyday bag. I will have it until Paisley has children.

2. My Louis Vuitton wallet that I purchased with the $600 I won playing Black Jack in Puerto Rico (while the woman next to me nursed a baby, played a hand, and ate a grilled cheese sandwich all at the same time.)

3. A make-up bag with essentials:

pony tail holders

big sexy hair travel size

lipgloss (at least 3....Clinique Stellar Plum, Revlon's Nude and Cherries In The Glow)

Shu Umera Eyelash Curler

MAC Kabuki Brush

2 tubes of Loreal Voluminus Mascara (the best)

Sephora Compact

4. Coupon Folder (Dave would be so proud)

5. Pipe Cleaners for Paisley. This is the best toy EVER. I love these for restaurants.

6. Teething keys for Griff

6. A juice box and fruit snacks

7. Dried sour cherries and almonds. My fav snacks!
8. Water and/or Diet Coke

9. Altoids smalls and Orbit Spearmint

10. Foray medium point pens and a leopard journal

11. A Blackberry

12. A Droid (my back-up phone)

12. An Ipod Touch and headphones

13. My kindle (I am oficially an electronics NERD)

14. Wisps (throw away toothebrushes)

15. Hairbrush

16. Sunglasses! So important so you protect your eyes from wrinkles.

17. And the most importants, anti-bacterial spray and wipes. 2 kids are messy. The End.

Now, all I need is some jewelry and panties....and I could fly around the world! Hilarious!

What's in your bag?

XOXO-

KJ