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Tuesday, August 02, 2011


Paisley: "Mommy, there is a little girl in my class with days of the week panties. Isn't that silly? And she wears Monday on Monday and Tuesday on Tuesday. Haha, Isn't that silly?! I want some. Can we get some after school?" Lord help me.

Stephen bought a juicer. I hate documentaries. He gets these crazy ideas about how juice is so healthy. My whole kitchen smells like celery and kale. Makes me want McDonalds French fries.

‎3 things make Griffin stop and drool on himself: 1) Peanut Butter Boppers (organic cereal that is the equivalent of PB Captain Crunch), 2) Paula Deen, and 3) Elmo.

A quote from Paisley: Mommy,Ohmygoodness, I really love some Reese's Peanut Buttercups. I know Jesus made them because they are so dewicious. They are my favorite candy. Mmmm."

Me:"Paisley,we need to wash your hair." P: "Ugh, well okay but I can tell you right now there is gonna be some cryin' involved. And I will need some candy." I am thinking Mommy will need a glass of wine and some of my sassy juice spray for Paisley. And maybe a spankin' spoon, too.


1 comment:

Anna said...

Your kid!