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Tuesday, May 11, 2010


In case you haven't already seen this, I think this video is absolutely hysterical!!! I am ALL the time making jokes about driving my company car, which is a mini van. In all honesty, I really LOVE my van. It has so much room, Paisley can climb into her seat on her own, all the seats make down into the floor, and the gas mileage is great. Stephen keeps telling me that our next car (that we pay for) will be a mini van. He lies to me and tells me I look like a hot soccer mom driving it. HA!
I had posted on FB last week that I am always jamming to my Ke$ha, Rihanna, BEP, and Flo Rida while driving my mini. But it is no longer called a mini. Now it is simply known as a Swagger Wagon. I love it. I think Toyota is trying to redeem their brand!!
Above is the video and below are the words. Too funny.
Happy Tuesday!


This one goes out to all you minivan families out there.
Sienna SE…in the house.
Where my mother/fathers at?
Where my kids at?

Where my kids at?
Where my kids at?
Where my kids at?
Where my kids at?
Where my kids at?

No, seriously honeywhere are the kids?
They’re right there, see?
Oh, cool beans.

I roll hard through the streets and the cul-de-sacs,
Proud parent of an honor roll student, Jack.
I got a swing in the front, a tree house in the back,
My #1 Dad mug says, Yeah, Im the Mack.

I’m the world’s best nurse when my kids get sick,
I make a mean gel-mold, I perfected my tricks,
Back when I used to party as a college chick.
Now I’m cruising to their playdates lookin’ all slick…

In my Swagger Wagon,
Yeah, the Swagger Wagon,
It’s the Swagger Wagon,
I got the pride in my ride.
In my Swagger Wagon,
Yeah, the Swagger Wagon,
It’s the Swagger Wagon.


Check it…

I love hangin’ with my daughter sippin’ tea, keep my pinky up,
All the drawings on my fridge sport an A+.
I’m an awesome parent, (Right!) and it’s apparent, (True!)
And in this house there’s no mother/father swearin’.

Straight owning bake sales with my cupcake skills,
I’m better with the money, so I handle the bills,
And I always buy in bulk, ain’t afraid of no spills.
Every Mother’s Day proves…I’m kind of a big deal.

Daughter: Mommy, I need to go potty.

Bring the beat back, ’cause, yo, I got more to say,
You know I’m always front and center at the school play.
I kiss their boo-boos, clean doggie doo-doos,
Cut the crust off of PB&Js, chill the Yoo-hoos.


Singin’ “Farmer in the Dell” in perfect harmony,
When I’m rollin’ with my posse in the HOV.
We rock the SE, not an SUV,
And it’s true, if I were you, I’d be jealous of me…



The Miller's Blog said...

That was so funny I cried!

Kim said...

Clearly whomever came up with the idea for this commercial has a hidden camera in my house. I. Love. It.

Lauren Tomlinson said...

that was great. I love farmer in the dale in perfect harmony.